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Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =) Banner credit goes to the lovely PatsyRobinson.

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =) Banner credit goes to the lovely PatsyRobinson.

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =) Banner credit goes to the lovely PatsyRobinson.

I am so sorry about the delay on this one! These past couple of days have been quite stressful...Enjoy!

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =) Banner credit goes to the lovely PatsyRobinson.

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =) Banner credit goes to the lovely PatsyRobinson.

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =) Thanks to PatsyRobinson for the awesome banner =)

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =)

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =)

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =)

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =)

( Chapter 2 )

Title: She's the--What?
Author: urkelgrue (LJ) / xlovable07x (FF.net) / upsidedown (Twilighted.net)
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters/Pairings: All canon.
Short summary: "Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..." AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer? Borrowed story lines from the movie "She's the Man"
Any warnings: Teenage tomfoolery, aka: mention of underage drinking, language.
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine =)





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